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Thank you Twitter

May 1st 2011, 23:24

I just learned from Twitter that Osama bin Laden is dead. Then, out of nowhere, there were a bunch of little people with curly shoes dancing a jig and offering everyone lollipops. Much rejoicing. I guess I should go turn on NPR and get the real story, though.

If we lived on a planet with 79 hour days, would we all still be complaining that there aren't enough hours in the day? #hypotheticallytrue

3 days, 13 hours ago

I am still not fond of sweet potato chips.

5 days, 10 hours ago

It feels really awesome not caring about Grey's Anatomy anymore.

6 days, 4 hours ago

I saw Dark Shadows, so... http://t.co/g0teiyDb

1 week ago

I finally saw The Avengers, you probably should too if you're the one person who hasn't yet. http://t.co/gNitXU3u

1 week ago

@meekakitty I still don't understand how people can dial wrong numbers anymore. Actually, I didn't know people still dialed numbers.

1 week, 2 days ago

@CRRaysHead90 Thanks for the exchange, I enjoyed chatting with youyou. :)

1 week, 4 days ago

@CRRaysHead90 And that's the point. If your govt can deprive that group of equal rights, then they can deprive YOU of equality as well.

1 week, 4 days ago

@CRRaysHead90 It's about equality, and arbitrarily depriving one group of a right deprives that group of any happiness derived therein.

1 week, 4 days ago

@CRRaysHead90 The right to happiness. I'm pretty sure it's in the Declaration of Independence. http://t.co/kw5JwxIA

1 week, 4 days ago

@CRRaysHead90 By arbitrarily deciding that one group doesn't deserve basic human rights, you must then forfeit your own human rights.

1 week, 4 days ago

Seriously, where the hell do we get off telling Iran or China that they need to work on their human rights records... #hypocritenation

1 week, 5 days ago

Yay NC! Once again joining the ranks of states where hate and ignorance are more important than happiness and respect. #screwhumanrights

1 week, 5 days ago

Does anyone else think SBC's "The Dictator" seems an awful lot like a more offensive "Coming to America"?

1 week, 5 days ago

I saw an unmarked police vehicle. It was a minivan. #keepingitinthefamily

3 weeks, 2 days ago

Well, Mom won the Helen Hayes for best lead actress. So amazing! #hhawards

3 weeks, 6 days ago

Is this Meta? #hhawards http://t.co/pBehkIwN

3 weeks, 6 days ago

Trying to work out the UN definition of "cease fire," because it clearly isn't what you'd think... #pleasestopshooting

4 weeks, 1 day ago

My review of Cabin in the Woods in which I don't say anything http://t.co/5DDDorfp #goseenow

on 16/4/12

My review of Lockout http://t.co/5U3yKJ2D #crazyirish

on 16/4/12